This is a poem a day special report.
Dateline: Washington, United States, day three:
The nation is reeling after
An unprecedented attack of stupidity on the first of
October.
“We saw it coming, but there was no stopping it.
They just got stupider and stupider every day.”
There are conflicting reports on how the virus was
introduced.
Some say tea was responsible.
Others say it is spread through intimate contact
with trees.
There are unconfirmed reports
Politicians started acting strangely
After being bitten by a small red creature
And then listening to non-subliminal messages
On the radio.
There is even speculation
It was intentionally introduced
By a secret cabal of bankers
Who’s infected dollars ended up in the lawmakers
pockets.
Wherever this scourge originated,
The stupidity seems to be spreading
And unchecked, could quickly engulf the nation,
And possibly, the world.
We can only urge people use common sense
As this seems to be the only effective measure
Against the contagion of stupidity.
The government has been overwhelmed with it
And is effectively shut down.
Sadly, no help is expected from that quarter.
We pray for you all in this time of need.
This is poem a day signing out until tomorrow?