Due to a change in policy,
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
Have been marked up
To defray the cost
Of current economic structures
Brought about behind closed doors
High above your pay grade.
We are happy to announce
The fall in real estate
Has provided an enormous opportunity
For a select few to rescue these holdings
For the betterment of all
Who’s qualifications meet the
Requirements of the institutions of lending.
We are pleased to announce the reduction
Of the cost of labor
As the growth in the number applicants
Has offset the demand for increased wages.
We sincerely regret the difficulties
Arising from measures we deem necessary
To secure what providence has provided
And we promise to do our utmost
To maintain order and prosperity
For our generations to come.
Thank you for your patience.
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