Poem a Day Suspended for Outrage

The unprecedented speculation

That America would stoop so low

To use its Embassies as cover

To run clandestine operations out of

Comes as a shock and an outrage

To anybody who hasn't seen

A Hollywood spy movie in recent times.

Surely diplomatic immunity used for nefarious ends

Could only be countenanced by the Communist

Or evil Muslim countries

And not the nice ones like Kuwait,

Let alone freedom loving, God fearing America

And her allies, and subsidiaries.

It is unfortunate Poem a Day had to suffer

Due to these very serious speculations.

Poem a Day will endeavor to pull itself together,

To remain steadfast in its quest,

And not become jaded by such spurious allegations.