I Still Haven’t Found It Either

  

I don’t know what I’m looking for

So I keep living my life,

Bumbling along without enough information

To tell if I’m doing the right thing

To prepare for the second coming,

The other shoe,

Or something in between.

They say the economy is about to collapses,

Or is about to boom

Due to twelve technological innovations.

Anyway they say something is on the horizon

Available to those in the know

If you join the right religion

Or political persuasion,

Or pay the low low price,

Or sign over your first born,

Or sell out your soul,

Or there’s that book you have to read

By some super pastor

Illuminating the nine steps to spiritual nirvana,

Also available in cassettes

Or handsomely bound CD collection.