Sunday, February 23, 2014

Making Things Simpler



It would be nice if there was a descaler for the brain like I use on my fancy espresso maker. I add the descaler to the reservoir push a button and it cleans the system out.  It only takes a half hour and then you rinse it. You would think after many years of operation, however faulty, some calcification of thought builds up to clog the mechanism.  It would be nice if you could drink the stuff and let it circulate in the regular way but I’m guessing most of it would be absorbed along the way and very little would make it to the brain. Maybe a port could be installed at the top of the head with an attachment to slowly introducing the cleansing solution and a little bell to let you know when it was done.


I think politicians should be required to wear logos like the one they plaster on race cars, defining who they are sponsored by, so instead of announcing the representative from Texas, it would be the honorable representative from Exon Mobile, Johnson and Johnson, or Chase Morgan. It would simplify so much, especially during elections. Who would you vote for, the representative from Northrop Grumman, or The National Endowment for the Arts? You, say you’re an independent farmer, could tell at a glance who had you best interest at heart, the guy with Monsanto tattooed on his forehead, or the woman representing Independent Organics. You could switch out pictures on keys of the cash registers like they use at Burger King with logos and use them for voting machines. 

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